"Frankly," he said, "your brain is beautiful."

"Thank you," I said, though it was the oddest compliment I'd ever received.
I wanted to call my father and tell him that a white man thought my brain was beautiful.


sherman alexie og authorial/comedic badman
read the short story in this week's new yorker, it's dope

"Have you taken these before?" she asked. I said, "No, but they're going to kick my ass, aren't they?" That made the pharmacist smile, so I felt sadly and briefly worthwhile. But another customer, some nosy hag, said, "You've got a lot of sleepless nights ahead of you."
I was shocked. I stammered, glared at her, and said, "Miss, how is this any of your business? Please, just fuck all the way off, O.K.?"

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please just fuck all the way off! please!
yeah word so read that story, it's not even really a story which is definitely the best type of story